Last Update: 1/27/2019

All the Whores I Knowed Before

German street hooker bends down to talk to client in car. Photo by Ralfdix, (CC BY-SA 3.0)
Peek inta the seedy world a street walkers and brothel babes. 8 girls on 3 continents. All told in Vanholio's Texas drawl and off-beat humor. 99% true! Only the names been changed ta protect the guilty.

Buy All the Whores I Knowed Before at Amazon.com. Read it! FREE on Kindle Unlimited!


Chapters include:

Ch. 1 – The Driveby Hooker
Ch. 2 – Doublemint Fun
Ch. 3 – Jawhol, Frau Linkmeyer!
Ch. 4 – Everyone Loves a Happy Ending
Ch. 5 – What's Your Lucky Number?
Ch. 6 – Happy Birthday, Mr. President

Ch. 7 – Scotch on My Rocks


You’ll learn how its done on US streets, and in Nevada, Austria, Malaysia, and Thailand. He covers the legal and illegal, the clean and the dirty, dirty, dirty. It's a roll in the mud ya can't resist!

Comeon, you been wonderin' what it's like to visit a hooker. Admit it! Even if ya'd never do it in a million years, the curiosity burns deep. Indulge that yearning! No risk of arrest or STD! Buy it now!


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Last Update: 1/22/2019

Vanholio! Is Back! On the Road!

vanholio van overloaded with stuff on top, sagging down the back shocks

Fuck Texas! And fuck house imprisonment! Vanholio's got his dump on the market and's already hit the fuckin' road, Ya'll!

If ya read my last post 6 month ago, ya know that I'd decided ta settle awhile at my rental house in Texas – a failed Baltic Avenue type rental. Bad bizness.

Dreams! Vanholio'd dreamt a woodworkin', gardenin', paintin', and all such housebound pursuits! Especially hangin' with my peeps near every weekend and odd times.

But it was not ta be. Ended up doin' almost none a that shit. Ended up mostly sleepin' on the floor in one tiny room. Might as well a been a van with a cracked engine block!

What can I say? It was a dead end taken, a wrong road turned onto. The only good things was FAST internet and an oven ta bake my bread an' chicken wings easy.

I'm back in the Vanholio! Territory! – for now – livin' the vanlife and dreamin' bigger dreams. And hopin' that fuckin' house sells damn quick, afore it costs me too much taxes and utilities.




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