Last Update: 1/27/2016

All the Whores I Knowed Before

German street hooker bends down to talk to client in car. Photo by Ralfdix, (CC BY-SA 3.0)
Peek inta the seedy world a street walkers and brothel babes. 8 girls on 3 continents. All told in Vanholio's Texas drawl and off-beat humor. 99% true! Only the names been changed ta protect the guilty.

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Chapters include:

Ch. 1 – The Driveby Hooker
Ch. 2 – Doublemint Fun
Ch. 3 – Jawhol, Frau Linkmeyer!
Ch. 4 – Everyone Loves a Happy Ending
Ch. 5 – What's Your Lucky Number?
Ch. 6 – Happy Birthday, Mr. President

Ch. 7 – Scotch on My Rocks

You’ll learn how its done on US streets, and in Nevada, Austria, Malaysia, and Thailand. He covers the legal and illegal, the clean and the dirty, dirty, dirty. It's a roll in the mud ya can't resist!

Comeon, you been wonderin' what it's like to visit a hooker. Admit it! Even if ya'd never do it in a million years, the curiosity burns deep. Indulge that yearning! No risk of arrest or STD! Buy it now!

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  1. I'm through the "Doublemint" chapter. You're a funny guy.

    1. Thank you! Glad to hear back. The sound of crickets were killin' me!

  2. Damn funny! I was getting rather tired of all the pansy ass blogs full of sunshine. Reminds me of my own encounters with working girls.

  3. Sold a copy yesterday to an unknown but discernin' reader. :-) $$$