Last Update: 2/24/2017

All the Whores I Knowed Before

German street hooker bends down to talk to client in car. Photo by Ralfdix, (CC BY-SA 3.0)
Ever wonder what visitin’ a hooker is really like? Vanholio relates his experience with eight prostitutes on three continents. 99 percent true! Only the names been changed. Not exactly van life, but it’s travel and exploration.

It’s all in Vanholio's short new ebook, All the Whores I Knowed Before. You’ll learn how things work on the US streets, Nevada, Austria, Malaysia, and Thailand. I cover the legal and illegal. Plus talk a bit about the touristy parts a them places and what else I were up to.


Read it!
Chapters include:

Ch. 1 – The Driveby Hooker
Ch. 2 – Doublemint Fun
Ch. 3 – Jawhol, Frau Linkmeyer!
Ch. 4 – Everyone Loves a Happy Ending
Ch. 5 – What's Your Lucky Number?
Ch. 6 – Happy Birthday, Mr. President

Ch. 7 – Scotch on My Rocks

Get All the Whores I Knowed Before at Amazon.com, Smashwords, and other ebook retailers. Most'll show ya a sample.

Hey, Beer Vanholio! He works hard on this blog.

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The Honest Courtesan (blog)

4 comments:

  1. I'm through the "Doublemint" chapter. You're a funny guy.

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    1. Thank you! Glad to hear back. The sound of crickets were killin' me!

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  2. Damn funny! I was getting rather tired of all the pansy ass blogs full of sunshine. Reminds me of my own encounters with working girls.

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